Tuesday, November 29, 2005

SMILE
I realize that pictures are much more interesting then anything else i could put on here, so... enjoy!

Very be-lated Halloween pictures:
left to right: Donna, Tiff, Jessica, Me, Erin. Front: Sarah, Elizabeth

Donna, Andrew, and Tiff

Sarah and I
Jamie and Tiff arm wrestling
(at the Roxen, a foreigners bar in Anyang city)


Elizabeth is a paper crane... a girl after my own heart
Andrew re-applying Donna's whiskers

Erin and I

My lamo costume is Medusa... which is only because of the five or so barely visable plastic snakes in my hair. Disapointing i know... but this IS korea.

Friday, November 25, 2005

303 Graceville - Makeover Edition
As sad as it was to see Sarah go, the pain of her departure was slightly eased by the inheritance of most of her funiture. Here's the complete product... i love this apartment more then any place i've lived so far. I don't know what kind of emotional damage is going to occure when i have to leave it behind in ten months time...

Before

After

Before

After

Monday, November 21, 2005

Insodong
Insodong is a GREAT little area in Seoul. In a country where everything looks like it was put up as quickly and efficiently as possible, with no aesthetic consideration, Insodong is a small breath of fresh (or polluted) air. One cobble stone street, filled with vendors and tea houses and shops selling 'traditional' Korean merchandise... a trap for foreingers that i willingly fall into everytime i'm there! and i love it!

This is a great little tea house with dim lighting, low tables, paper screens and little birds that fly around the ceiling...

Don't belive me... here are some of the birds... so there

Inside... how perfect is it, really?
Me - saying something VERY interesting and important... as usual...

Andrew - hanging on my every word... as usual

Sarah - drinking tea... as usual (?)

(i don't know where i'm going with this one)


Another perk about Insodong, is that you can buy a bunny on the street...
if you so choose.

(look at how quick that little one in the corner is)

This guy's making noodles in the window... AND getting upset with people taking pictures of him making noodles. Which would make sense if he had chosen to NOT stand in the window, of a tourist area, whilst making his noodles.
Lamps
***All photo's curtesy of one Miss Sarah Hunter, who will leave Korea to return to reality on Thursday.

Saturday, November 12, 2005

Some Traditional Korean Palace Shots (a la three weeks ago)
Here are some belated pictures of the Biwon (the "Secret" Garden), in Changdeok palace, in the heart of Seoul. Filled with woodland paths, lotus ponds, and pleasure pavilions. It was first landscaped in 1623 and served for centuries as a royal retreat.
***this information was obviously cut and paste from a Seoul Tourist information website



Pepero Day
Novermber 11. Rememberance Day to some, 'Pepero day' to all of South Korea. 'What is 'pepero'?', you may wonder... Simple. It is a chocolate dipped bread stick. And in this country there is a Nation wide DAY devoted to it. Seriously.
Similar to Valentines day, one would buy the one they love pepero's. However, the theme of the day isn't 'love' it's actually 'pepero'. That would be like us having a 'Tim Horton's day' where we would all be expected to buy each other decorative baskets full of timbits and stuffed puppies, to not only show our affection for one another, but also to celebrate the sheer existance of Tim Horton's itself. What corporate genius could have fathomed that this entire country would actually buy into such a blatent marketing ploy? Astounding really. The best part of this whole day is the reason WHY 'Pepero Day' falls on Novermeber 11th. Simple. 11 11... looks like four peopro sticks lying side by side. obviously.

check it out:
http://www.koreaherald.co.kr/SITE/data/html_dir/2005/11/11/200511110022.asp

Sunday, October 16, 2005

303 Graceville - Home Sweet Home
Many of you have been asking after my new apartment. So, here it is... keep in mind that i just moved in three weeks ago with only two suitcases to my name. So if it seems a bit sparse, that's the reason why. Essentially, it's a glorified closet... but i've grown to be very fond of it and am enjoying the space very much.

Bedroom:
slash Corner of my apartment,
with view out of balcony no.1

Dressing Room and Entertainment Centre
(or foot of my bed)

You may think that this is a simply a pleasant hallway leading out to balcony no.2 (Which houses my washing machine, but no dryer... dryers don't exist in this country. Hence the need for several balconies to dry clothing on)...
But, don't be fooled, it's actually my kitchen
*i am sitting on the edge of my bed taking this picture


Bathroom:
The one actually sepreated room in my hovel. Complete with seperate shower area. Obviously - you might think. But most bathrooms in Korea simply have a shower head hanging on the wall above the toilet. Bathroom therefore equals shower. I lucked out.

Saturday, October 15, 2005

X rated
The Korean Sauna is an interesting thing. Today, Sarah and I decided to treat ourselves by visiting one. First of all, the jinjo bongs (spelled very incorrectly) or saunas, are everywhere. This is mainly because everyone in Korea frequents them on a regular basis. However, don't get ahead of yourselves by thinking that this is some sort of snooty elitist society (which it is, but not because of thier habiutal visits to saunas). Because although the saunas are somewhat of a luxury item, a lot of korean men, women, and families will visit one just to take a regular shower. Odd, i know.

So, the jinjo bongs are made up of several diffent features. First there are the baths. Not just hot tubs, but baths filled with scented water, salt water,
tea (including a giant tea bag in the bath), baths with massaging jets, out door baths, cold water baths... you name it. Then there are the actual sauna rooms; stand up showers; sit down shower stations; and a place to have treatments done. So basically, these sauna's are great. The only thing is that in the sauna's you must be completely naked. No bathing suits, no towels... just what your mamma gave you.
Basically it's a cess pool of naked korean women.

Because Sarah and I were on a mission to treat ourselves right today, we decided to have body exfoliating treatments done.
* Just so you can have a clear idea of what we were getting ourselves into, the women that preform these treatments are agima's (old women) who are stripped down to only their underware, bra not included. First we lay down on plastic beds while the agima's dumped buckets of warm water on us. Then, they put on what were basically brillo pad mittens and proceeded to scrub us raw. I literally watched several layers of my own body come off. After about half an hour of this we were pretty much basted, like christmas turkeys, with eucalypts oil and sent on our way. So, in a nutshell, we paid to have old topless women score our entire bodies (literally from our toes to the tips of our fingers) with steel wool. Bizarre, I know. But, the thing that is even more bizarre, is that this was not at all a traumatizing experience. Actually, it was totally amazing... so amazing that we've decided to continue to pay the topless agima's to do this to us on a bi weekly basis!
Yes, there was the looming anxiety of an agima nipple possibly grazing my back (which it didn't... praise the Lord), but in the end it was completely relaxing, and we left with skin soft as a baby's bottom. Not bad for $13.

ps... i've been informed that the actual correct spelling is "jimgilbong" and "ajuma".
check out some pics at:

(apparently i'm all about making websites for myself now)
Yes, that makes perfect sense...
Here's something interesting. In Korea it is common to receive rewards for spending a certain amount of money in any given place of business. This includes department stores, groceries, corner stores, banks etc. Last weekend a group of us decided to rent a van and head out to beautiful Songnisan to camp out for a night. So ofcourse it would only make perfect sense that the nine of us together would recieve, as our gift for filling up 75 000 won ($75) worth of gas, a single boxed pair of 'sexy panty's'.


Said pair of 'sexy panty's'

Thursday, October 06, 2005


Beomgye statioln after dark

How Convenient!!! Ice Skating, Bowling, and Shooting Range! Everything a Korean heart could desire?

ice skating

shooting range
(notice cartoon racoon mascot brandishing pistol)

In case you can't read what this sign says...
"Hey June!!! Didn't you see my panty and brassier? well... Is that yours? NO! How about this one? It's mine!! My underwear! why don't go to yes? yes? yes!! yes" Let's go to yes!!!

I can't even fathom the marketing genius of this country

'tonuts' anyone?

Tuesday, October 04, 2005

new contact info:
phone #: ask me, as i realize that really any random person could be reading this

address:

jenn dumaran
c/o YES Yongdo
Shinsegi Town 3rd Floor
Pyeongchon-dong 900-4
Dongahn-gu Anyang-shi
Gyeonggi-do 431-070
SOUTH KOREA

phew...
Well, the adventure begins.
Here i am... in South Korea. Strange isn't it. Most likely not too strange for most of you, but definately definately strange for me. I know that many of you might be thinking... 'but you're already asian... you'll fit right in'... well that my friends is a huge misconception on your part for a number of reasons. Firstly, I'm already at a huge disadvantage since, although i belive myself to clearly look NOT Korean at all, Korean's don't seem to share this opinion. So, it comes as a huge shocker to them when i cannot understand what they are saying to me, or when i, much to my own embarassment don't know how to used chopsticks in a restaurant. Secondly, although i've had many friendly encounters with Koreans, i've also expereinced a rude, boardering on hostile, attitude toward english speaking foreigners. So me, being both english speaking as well as a foreigner, but disguised as a possible Korean, must be doublely offensive to them.

Wondering Korea: Some interesting and humerous observations
1.) Although this is a country ridden with Foreign english teachers, all bilboards and signs still post english phrases that either make no grammatical sense, or no sense in general.
ie. 'Bravo your life'
What does that mean? does anyone know? i don't think so.
2.) It is perfectly normal to find two completely random activities like 'ice skating' and 'shooting range' in the same recreational complex side by side. It is also perfectly normal to have a racoon in a tuxedo and top hat brandishing a pistol as a mascot for the shooting range.
3.) The closest subway station to my neighborhood is called Beomgye, which may not seem funny yet, but phonetically it is pronounced 'Bum-Gay'. Yes, I live at BUM GAY station.
4.) Apparently, having a conversation on public transit is a full on social taboo, punishable by public humiliation. A perfect example of this would be this very morning, when the bus driver actually STOPPED the bus and yelled at a fellow teacher and I. Ofcourse, neigther of us being Korean, could understand what he was saying and continuted our conversation until he started to make talking motions with his hands whilst glaring at us in the rear veiw mirror. At that point we looked around and noticed the ENTIRE bus staring at us, as an old lady at the front yelled 'BE QUIET'. At that point i proceeded to get off the bus in order to throw myslef infront of it out of sheer embarassment.

Well folks, that's all for now. However, there are still 52 weeks of Korean antics and enjoyment to come. Stay tuned. I'll post pictures soon.